While browsing though an office supply catalogue at work today in search of the perfect type stand for the new receptionist, I came across a page full of "motivational posters." If my company ever orders any of these, I'm pretty sure I'm quitting my job. Here is an example:
"Goals: There is no end to the amount of things you can accomplish."
As much as I love porpoises at sunset, I don't think that poster would motivate me to do anything. Except quit.