One. A year is a long, long time. Don't move in with a stranger.
Two. No matter how bad or awkward you feel, don't give your phone number to a dude you don't know - especially if he barely speaks English and only wants to grope you on the dance floor. You will receive thirteen booty calls in one week.
Three. If you have weird symptoms, don't Google them and get all freaked out and think you're dying of a deadly disease. It might be easily cured with cortisone ointment.
Four. Make sure that you like a potential hobby before you take a class in it. Writing a $115 check is painful for something you don't enjoy after all.
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thirteen!!
This is ds and Cord -
Are # 2 (grinding on the dance floor with a stranger) and # 3 (having something weird that has to be cleared up with cortizone) related?
These are all very wise tidbits to remember.
the guys who barely speak English will either woo you with their accent, or confuse you into giving you your number. Neither is good news.
Live alone, also.
...and how!
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