2. Our fridge makes creepy circus music noises.
3. Our hot water heater is next to our stove, and looks like a dryer. It also leaves puddles in the floor.
4. We have free cable somehow.
5. Our neighbor, Josh, never wears a shirt.
6. We had to ghetto-rig our shower curtain by cutting up another shower curtain to make it long enough. Its like a shower curtain quilt of sorts.
Home, sweet home.