I found out yesterday that I have a bunion. What's that about?! I'm twenty-six, I have high cholesterol (despite efforts to try and eat healthy and exercise), and I have a bunion. By the time I'm thirty I'll probably have dementia, hair in my ears, and a hump. The doctor gave me this contraption to sleep in:
That's hot, right? I can't wait to get married and crawl up next to my husband in some lingerie and that sexy thing. Not to mention the night guard that I wear for my jaw, and the earplugs that I'm addicted to sleeping in. Watch out, boys.
7 comments:
hilarious!
Very hilarious!
I have the world's widest feet and have always had a bunion (genetic) but I have never worn a guard. I have considered surgery, though!
awww.... this makes me like you even more! Want to hear some "I'm gonna grow up to be just like Amanda" news? I went to the doctor a few days ago, and she told me I had the cholesterol levels of a pre-menopausal woman!
i like this post. very funny-
love it. how do i get a hip bunion brace like that?
oh i love this.
i feel very much the same way.
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