oh, that it were a dream

Monday night's schedule:

6:30 pm - Get off work
6:45 pm - Cook dinner
7:00 pm - Eat dinner
7:15 pm - Discover yet another pile of dog poop on the rug. Scoop and flush.
8:00 pm - Wait for a friend to come over for a walk
8:30 pm - Walk
9:30 pm - Check email and whatnot
10:30 pm - Discover that there is no hot water coming out of the shower
10:45 pm - Put the dogs in the back yard
11:00 pm - Drive to my apartment to shower
11:30 pm - Arrive back at dogsitting house
11:32 pm - Go to brush my teeth
11:33 pm - Discover that the dog has peed ON THE BED, despite being outside for 30 minutes.
11:34 pm - Scold dog, put dog in crate and strip the bed.
11:40 pm - Attempt to sleep in the next room.
11:50 pm - Tire of the dog's barking and whining and give in to letting him in the bed.
12:00 pm - Sleep. Finally.

Tuesday morning:
6:55 am - Wake up in a panic, have to be at work in five minutes.