Sunday, September 27, 2009

chronicles of an online dater: volume two

This is the actual "about me" section of a guy's profile who contacted me tonight:

"My lady needs a good hrt an a good sense of humor 2. I have a chld also. I am sngle fathr. So mus be ok with children. I am not lookn 4 a mom 4 my son. Nor am i lookn 4 a woman 2 take care of me. I jus want a good hnst woman who loves her man and is not afraid 2 show it."

I jus wnt a man who knws how 2 spel.

3 comments:

Bridge said...

Oh come on Mandy. You know deep down you would love a man that's not too keen on using a lot of vowels in his writing.

Unknown said...

I also think you want a man that you only have to speak in "text"onics with. I mean your conversations will be so short and to the point.

So glad we were able to have dinner together the other night...even it is was in Philly.

Amy said...

But think of the mystery behind such a man! Isn't the thought of always trying to figure out what the blue blazes he just said appealing?