Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mr. Jackson

If you haven't been to a Cracker Barrel in a while, you need to find the nearest one and check out the latest line of Alan Jackson paraphernalia made exclusively for CB. Here is a list of some of the things that you can get for your home as a daily reminder of your favorite country star ...

  1. A catch-all leather tray with Alan's signature in the center. Cause Alan needs a place for his keys when he gets home.
  2. A jacquard throw with Alan's face on it. Cause Alan gets cold, just like the rest of us.
  3. A leather wallet with Alan's signature on the outside. Cause Alan's got to have a place to store all of the cold, hard cash from the Alan Jackson Collection.
  4. An Alan Jackson toy 18-wheeler. Cause all that Alan Jackson merch has to get to Cracker Barrel somehow.
  5. A braided leather bracelet with a sliver clasp which - don't worry - has Alan's name on it. Cause Alan is bad ass and wears braided man bands.
  6. A cowboy hat ... just like the one Alan wears!
  7. A leather Alan Jackson cd case. Cause Alan needs a place to store all of his hits, like "Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee", and "I Don't Need the Booze (To Get a Buzz On)".
  8. Alan Jackson Spicy BBQ Sauce. Cause Alan likes it hot.
  9. And, my personal favorite ... an Alan Jackson scented candle. Smells like Stetson and sweat.
There's even more! What an amazing selection of Alan items. Now you can have him everywhere ... just like you like it.

3 comments:

Carla Jean said...

Please oh please oh PLEASE tell me you are serious about the AJ-scented candle.

Amanda said...

CJ - Totally serious. Although I'm sure it wasn't actually meant to smell like Alan Jackson, it did, according to Amanda Rodriguez,smell like a man who'd put on cologne and then gotten a little sweaty.

lyndsey said...

well this is a mighty fine come-back to the blogosphere. We who don't blog, but are fans of bloggers have missed you..and by "we" I mean "me".
you are still hotter than a hoochie coochie...well AJ would say you were anyway.