Just about everyday when I come home from work, there sits Josh in his folding chair ... beer in cup-holder, cigarette in hand, and not wearing a shirt. When I came home on Friday, he wasn't there, but his back door was open. I walked past, but was quickly interrupted on the trek to my poorly painted back door. I turn around to see Josh (in his usual attire), and this is the conversation that followed:
Josh: [With a very thick southern accent] Haaaay. How're you?
Me: I'm fine Josh, how are you?
Josh: I'm doin' alright. Hey ... does my hair look fucked up?
Me: No, it looks good. Did you get it cut?
Josh: Yeah ... that old man that lives over there cuts hair. I thought it it looked fucked up. Are you sure?
Me: Yes, it looks fine.
Josh: Okay. Hey ... are you goin' to City Stages this weekend?
Me: No, I think its pretty expensive.
Josh: Oh ... how much does it cost?
Me: I think about $30.
Josh: Oh, well ... you know Hank's gonna be there.
Me: [Thinking about faking excitement about Hank, but deciding not to]. Yeah, I heard. So is Snoop Dogg.
Josh: [Laughing, but looking like he really doesn't know who Snoop Dogg is] Yeah. Well, I just thought I'd speak to ya.
Me: Okay. Well ... see ya later.
Josh: See ya later.
8 comments:
I could actually visualize that conversation without ever meeting the guy.
i think he wanted to ask you out.
of course he wanted to ask you out... I mean shoot, he got a haircut and everything... Amanda I think you may have broke his heart... LOL
Ha! I wish you could all see this guy and you would know how hilarious it is that you said that.
I don't dig shirtless guys who are into Hank. Or do I? ...
you totally are into him....LOL...
don't worry amanda...I've seen him....and unless u want to be barefoot and pregnant and learn how to shoot a shotgun from ur front porch, thats not gonna work out too well for ya...haha
Oh yeah, David ... I forgot that you've met Josh.
I am surrendering to my love for him ... I long to be barefoot and pregnant, and to shoot shotguns.
That is absolutely hilarious! I pictured all of that!
that sounds like absolutely everyone that lives in dothan.
if i had a nickel for all the conversations i've had like that...
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